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West Windsor Police Department Police Blotter (Wink, Wink)
* Note – All arrested subjects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law *
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Unknown individual swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Why did the coffee file a police report on April Fools’ Day?
It got mugged.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Earlier in the day a belt was arrested for holding up a pair of pants.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Officers took a pencil to jail because it was sketchy
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Patrol officers were dispatched to the baseball game due to several individuals stealing bases.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
One Turkey was arrested for being suspected of Fowl Play
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
A math book was brought into HQ and questioned for too many problems.
Prepared by Chief Garofalo (Happy April Fools Day)
PS(None of these are real)
West Windsor Police Department Police Blotter (Wink, Wink) 
WEST WINDSOR TOWNSHIP POLICE DEPARTMENT
Chief Robert Garofalo PhD(c)
20 Municipal Drive P.O. Box 38
West Windsor, New Jersey 08550
Main: 609-799-1222 Records: 609-799-9282
Fax: 609-799-6338 Admin Fax: 609-897-9010
Chief Robert Garofalo PhD(c)
20 Municipal Drive P.O. Box 38
West Windsor, New Jersey 08550
Main: 609-799-1222 Records: 609-799-9282
Fax: 609-799-6338 Admin Fax: 609-897-9010
* Note – All arrested subjects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law *
West Windsor Police Department Police Blotter
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Unknown individual swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Why did the coffee file a police report on April Fools’ Day?
It got mugged.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Earlier in the day a belt was arrested for holding up a pair of pants.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Officers took a pencil to jail because it was sketchy
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
Patrol officers were dispatched to the baseball game due to several individuals stealing bases.
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
One Turkey was arrested for being suspected of Fowl Play
Incident #: 2025-04012025
Date/Time: April 1, 2025
A math book was brought into HQ and questioned for too many problems.
Prepared by Chief Garofalo (Happy April Fools Day)
PS(None of these are real)
Address/Location
West Windsor Police Department, NJ
271 Clarksville Rd
West Windsor Township, NJ 08550
Contact
Emergency: 9-1-1
Non-emergencies: 609-799-1222
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